Bernd Zeller

Die Gendermerie kommt

... und holt auch Sie bald ab, wenn Sie sich nicht schleunigst gesellschaftskonform verhalten, den Duden Duden sein lassen und endlich akzeptieren, dass Ihr Schniedel nur ein Konstrukt ist.

Ja, wenn es so doch so einfach wär' mit der Welt! Mal eben verleugnen, was real existiert. So wie Kinder, die glauben, die Welt würde verschwinden, wenn sie sich die Augen zuhalten. Doch Bernd Zeller lässt die Seifenblasen verblendeter Gender-Ideologen und ihrer unbedarften Mitläufer reihenweise platzen: mit Logik und bösem Strich. Dabei bildet er eigentlich nur die Realität ab. Und die sieht etwas anders aus als in der Villa Kunterbunt.

Und das sagen andere über Bernd Zeller:

„Seine Figuren haben eine Aura.“ (F.K. Waechter)

„Einfallsreicher Zeichner.“ (Robert Gernhardt)

„Weiß um die Widerborstigkeit seines Publikums.“ (Der Journalist)
"Wenig hilfreich." (Wolfgang Neumann, Verleger Solibro)

Pressestimmen

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Sein distanzierter, mit milder Boshaftigkeit angelegter Blick auf die Dinge unserer kleinen Welt trägt ihm gewiss keine Freundschaften ein.
TLZ - Thüringische Landeszeitung

Zeller fällt nie mit der Tür ins Haus, erst beim Denken nach dem Lachen enthüllt sich der Hintersinn ...
Deutsche Sprachwelt

Bernd Zeller

Seit 1993 ist Bernd Zeller (*1966) Zeichner und Karikaturist u. a. für zitty/Berlin, Die Welt, Süddeutsche Zeitung, Berliner Zeitung, Eulenspiegel, Thüringer Allgemeine und Focus. Parallel schreibt er seit 1994 als Gag-Autor für Late-Night-Shows, insbesondere die Harald Schmidt-Show.

1. Aufl. 2017 [Satte Tiere Bd. 5] ● ISBN 978-3-96079-033-4 ● HC ● 14,8 x 21 cm ● 68 Seiten ● mit 57 Cartoons von Bernd Zeller ● Originalausgabe ● 16.00 Euro (D)

als E-Book: eISBN 978-3-96079-034-1 (epub) ● 2017 ● 4.99 Euro (D)

versandkostenfrei (in D)

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Die Bücher des Autors: Hat sich die Wende überhaupt gelohnt? Lost Merkel Presseshow Die Gendermerie kommt Deutschlantis Generation GroKo Die Opportunitäter Die Sprache des Grünen Reiches Wir sind das Volk, das sich so was gefallen lässt! Merkelokratie Furcht und Elend des Grünen Reiches

Vor 30 Jahren waren wir das Volk, dann ein Volk, und jetzt gibt es so was wie Volk gar nicht, jedenfalls ist es Politikern und Journalisten völlig unbekannt.
Endlich gibt es neue Lisbeth-Geschichten! Im 4. Band dreht sich alles um Essen & Trinken.
Todesfälle durch selbstfahrende Autos der saarländischen Firma DynamoCars stellen die Kommissare Baccus und Borg vor Rätsel ...
Der kompromisslose Vergleich vermittelt erstaunliche Erkenntnisse.
Partnerschaften, in denen die Beziehung ständig thematisiert wird, sind erfahrungsgemäß die schlechtesten.
Hinter den Kulissen der Inszenierungsgesellschaft 30 Prominente im Interview
Die tote Frau am Fuße eines Saarbrücker Hochhauses scheint ein Routinefall für die Kommissare Baccus und Borg zu werden.
Journalisten haben einen schlechten Ruf. Das muss an ihrer Darstellung in den Medien liegen.
Die abenteuerliche Geschichte des Hasardeurs Adi, der seine "große Kohle" im Frankfurter Immobilienzockermilieu macht.
Der Resilienz der Bundeskanzlerin huldigt Bernd Zellers Cartoonband „Merkelokratie".